Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Congratulations to the new White House Communications Director… "

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1. ayurukog‏ @ayurukog Feb 28
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  This made me LOL, but I agree with the comments that opossums are misunderstood because they don't conform to our conceptions of what is cute. An opossum would raise the average intelligence and ethics level of this administration...
  
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1. Nick Pavonetti‏ @pavonetti1 Feb 28
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  Don’t do that to opossums. They are North America’s only marsupial# and are smart enough to know not to work in the White House. They deserve better. #CadetBoneSpurs #ThingsToSayToStartAFight #WhiteHouse
  
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1. Jae Borou‏ @jaeborou Feb 28
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  #cacklingpic.twitter.com/DL0VKxUs2F
  
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1. Cam the Cat‏ @Claude__Cat Feb 28
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  That’s Kelly Anne Conway.
  
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1. Chantelle Le Gall‏ @gunner4life24 Mar 1
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  Seems legit
  
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1. Nick Caporaso‏ @NickCaporaso1 Feb 28
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  Shouldn't it be a weasel?
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1. joshua red‏ @joshuared68 Feb 28
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  About right
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1. Christie‏ @catswarts Feb 28
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1. #DJJUDD‏ @DJJUDD1975 Feb 28
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  https://youtu.be/r6gyFRdgEyk
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1. javier‏ @DrSkidro Feb 28
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  I give him a month, tops!
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1. Louis Elovitz‏ @VideoLouis Feb 28
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  hey, it that Chruchy that comes to our porch, and how did he get to D.C. ???
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1. Col. Bobby Dowell‏ @bobbyrants Feb 28
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  @celestite_
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1. Pesto Diego‏ @afox8mychicken Feb 28
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  Is that chuckie schumer
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1. Samuel Blondahl ‏ @SamuelBlondahl Feb 28
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  Doesn't everyone get a turn? I think they draw a name from a bin.
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1. laura lynn saville‏ @tressla1085 Feb 28
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  Nooooooo!! Awesome Possom, you're too good for them!!!
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1. Boris clams :^o‏ @DSmiddle Feb 28
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1. Carmen‏ @CarmeninSD Feb 28
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  pic.twitter.com/LgQhxXOB34
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