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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 23 Feb 2018

    Any questions?pic.twitter.com/FXXufvrn2M

    4:02 pm - 23 Feb 2018
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      1. Nicholle‏ @diavolonox 23 Feb 2018
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        Everything makes sense now.

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      1. Velvet Vic‏ @Mr_top_6 23 Feb 2018
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        If it's possible to penetrate then I agree.

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      1. Vote early and often! Our democracy depends on it‏ @KipKipkruse880 23 Feb 2018
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        No wonder my ex-girlfriend liked elbowing me so much!

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      1. Q‏ @RandomQpd 23 Feb 2018
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        I needed this info earlier today :(

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      1. Bill Riddle‏ @billross1 23 Feb 2018
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        Good one. Older than me.

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      1. Kevin Hossom‏ @TheVantuckyan 23 Feb 2018
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        Funny or Die only pokes fun at conservatives; change my mind.

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      1. Jeremy‏ @dethbycofee 23 Feb 2018
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        I read the tweet in my head as David Pumpkinspic.twitter.com/E5F5QHHyWo

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        😂😂😂

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      1. Sanele‏ @MD_Da_MaDbOy 23 Feb 2018

        We learn till we die..i nvr knew dat

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      1. Ryantology‏ @mr_rythom 23 Feb 2018
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        You idiot, women don't have elbows!

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