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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Feb 22

    Funny Or Die Retweeted Dana Loesch

    👏What👏are👏you👏eating👏https://twitter.com/dloesch/status/781156872 …

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    Dana LoeschVerified account @DLoesch
    Packing involves simple math: 3 day trip = 3 pairs of pannies plus two extra for when I crap myself on the flight there and back.
    12:43 PM - 22 Feb 2018
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    • Everton Vieira Scotty Brenda Vagene Merman RedruM Mike Gebremedhin Aaron Talley Mastnak Jr dawnmichele 🗽
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      2. Kellen‏ @captainkalvis Feb 22
        Replying to @funnyordie

        👏what👏the👏fuck👏are👏pannies

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      1. Troy Herring‏ @TroyHerring89 Feb 22
        Replying to @funnyordie

        The souls of children?

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      1. Eddie Gamez‏ @EddieDGamez Feb 23
        Replying to @funnyordie @COTLcomedy

        It only takes Colombian or Brazilian roast coffee from #7Eleven to make my stomach go boom

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      1. Ngo Pho Quing-Body‏ @iamngobody Feb 22
        Replying to @funnyordie

        And in many ways a girl's cookie is sorta like that all the time, just by design. It's just a cockpit door that's constantly marinating with people, and occasionally animal funk. Some flights are packed with more people than others. The duration of time those doors stay shut vary

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      1. Ngo Pho Quing-Body‏ @iamngobody Feb 22
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        Even without actually shitting herself. Everything is just saturated in airborne, expelled human waste product. The airport workers say there is no worse smell in the world than when you first open the cabin door after a plane lands. You're just marinating in it for hours.

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Feb 22
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        She's eating...pic.twitter.com/W7OZwPvrO6

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      1. Belinda Legare‏ @LillyTrueBlue Feb 22
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        LOL

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      1. @Theo_van_der_Grift@mastodon.social‏ @theovandergrift Feb 22
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        Babies?

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