Massive relief farts are coming
What do you know, people who stand up immediately when the plane lands? WHAT DO YOU KNOW?!?!?
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I want to get off the fucking plane and go home and all the people clumsily fumbling with their gigantic luggage and trying to re-learn how to walk is worse than traffic on the 405.
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Sitting hurts my knees. It feels good to stand up. That’s what I know.
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With all due respect I think you missed the joke here.
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I usually bide my time.....letting those eager beavers scramble away
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Anyone who remains seated is the real MVP.
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For people with long legs it feels great to get up as soon as you can to stretch your legs ;)
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It takes every ounce of me not to stand up, only cause just sitting down waiting gives me anxiety.
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That they are idiots.
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The WORST kind of people, I swear
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