I’ll take a fart to the mouth
THE BACHELOR: I want to fart in your mouth. CONTESTANT: I think I’m falling for you too.
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FACT: They train secret service agents to jump in front of the president and take a fart to the mouth
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FACT: a fart to the mouth won’t kill you it’ll only make your mouth taste like fart.
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This is terrible....ly true.
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This is everything
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Huh, is that what dating is like now? Because when I give my wife that offer, she gives me a look as if I actually did just fart in her mouth. Maybe I need to reconsider my options.
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pretty fartile
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and then the fart happens. The fart, in the mouth, happens.
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THE BACHELOR: I just prepared for you and I a romantic dinner made of my clipped toenails and trimmed Pubes. CONTESTANT: I want to take you home to meet my family.
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