Funny Or Die on Twitter: "What are you gonna excel at today? I’m gonna excel at pounding beers under my work desk."

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1. dants‏ @dantsge Feb 20
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  I am going to excel at making mistakes on Excel
  
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1. David Wilcox‏ @DavidWi72101007 Feb 20
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  I'm going to excel at pounding myself under the desk
  
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1. thats Miss Cindy to you!‏ @MissCindyPieO Feb 20
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  Got some housework to do. Then friends over for dinner. After we’re going to see Black Panther! I do it all so well!
  
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1. OJ's friend Charlie‏ @PaulJansents Feb 20
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  Sleeping.
  
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1. DrivenMmmm‏ @DrivenMmmm Feb 20
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  Working through the pain of plantar fascitis. #RetailHell I'll drink away the day later ;-P
  
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1. Father With 2 Kids‏ @FatherWith2Kids Feb 20
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Taking longer poop breaks at work.
  
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1. Fait accompli‏ @Ieewarren Feb 20
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Lunch beers
  
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1. outer movement‏ @outer_movement Feb 21
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Making youtube videos and pretending to study
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1. Don Morgan‏ @Don_Morgan Feb 20
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  I’m going to excel at stealing my coworker’s beer from under his desk and pound it down under my desk.
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1. Limpkee‏ @Limpkee Feb 20
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Stealing the meeting lunch leftovers. I'm the fastest snatcher in this office. Big bob can't even beat me.
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1. Zeb L. Smathers‏ @ZebSmathers Feb 20
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