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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Feb 8

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    This is the hardest game of 'Would You Rather' I've ever come across. https://twitter.com/kumailn/status/961764862195126272 …

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    • Taylor_swift_xu harishanker ruby sierra marie. Leidy Tamara Snyder Lory Vote November 6th Nathan Owens Richard Uhrig
    36 replies 192 retweets 1,465 likes
      1. mkimom‏ @mki_mom Feb 8
        Replying to @funnyordie @BNagorski

        pic.twitter.com/iJC8Dhdu5b

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      2. Vote 'em out Nov. 6!‏ @justinjarrett Feb 8
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Or a game of "Fuck, Marry, Kill" gone horribly wrong.

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      1. Riviccino‏ @Riviccino Feb 9
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        pic.twitter.com/WIcsrX8PDD

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      1. Neebs‏ @CraigNiebuhr Feb 8
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        Sarah Huckabee Sanders. I feel like I could fix that lazy eye.

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      1. Scott‏ @Gretzisbest99 Feb 8
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I pick Ivanka, according to Quincy Jones she's great in bed ! 😂

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      1. Jeff‏ @jhwk316 Feb 8
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        pic.twitter.com/rVPp1LzOBI

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      1. Brian C‏ @Da_Grimlin Feb 8
        Replying to @funnyordie

        This is an odd bucket list

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      1.  💁🏻‍♀️ 🍷‏ @WinoDogMom Feb 8
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Debbie Does Washington

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      1. Ciao, beyond disgusted with this view of America‏ @NoyzeSmythe Feb 8
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        Not a hard game at all if you get to use a rabid porcupine as the insertable.

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      1. Mokhtar Faden‏ @The1Awesomeness Feb 8
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        Damn!! Is this an orgy or you're just angry ?

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      1. Sammy‏ @ChrisBreffitt Feb 9
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        Spread laughter not hate. This petty stuff is killing our country.

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      1. mike padan‏ @mikepadan88 Feb 9
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        "...hardest game..." indeedpic.twitter.com/F9jUgXUETO

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      1. aLEX‏ @pinktiewizard Feb 9
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        Is only hard cause Ivanna isnt there

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      1. dants‏ @dantsge Feb 9
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        why did you stop--- you were on a roll

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      1. Joe Perry‏ @JoePerryOH Feb 9
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        Great! Now all I can picture is the worlds most awkward and creepy orgy. Thank you.

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      1. no fish, no nuts 🇵🇷‏ @nofish_nonuts Feb 9
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        Never Would I Ever.

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      1. Cmeruni69‏ @Cmeruni691 Feb 8
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        I'm in the Paul Ryan / Jared camp.

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      1. Norm Gatsburg‏ @GatsburgNorm Feb 8
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        Acting nice.

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