Funny Or Die on Twitter: "The fun thing about eating guacamole at a party is once you start, the only way to stop is to buy a plane ticket and fly hundreds of miles away from the guacamole and move there and start a new life with a new name and a new family. #guacworld #ad"

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1. just for kicks 96‏ @jupiterpelican Feb 6
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  if ur friends retweeted this you need new friends
1. Rosemary Sundin‏ @RosemarySundin Feb 6
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  I have had a similar experience with Top the Tater. Some of my family members are in Witness Protection.pic.twitter.com/aFk87bHkeg
1. Andrew Turner‏ @AndrewTurner25 Feb 6
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  True story
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1. Todd Hutchens‏ @toddhutchens Feb 4
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  Went to the store. Can't find Av E Cados from Mex E Co. They said they didn't know the company.
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1. Stacey Rivano‏ @rivsta26 Feb 4
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  @The_HankScorpio
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1. Journie Cruz‏ @journiecruz Feb 4
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  Someone made a chocolate peanut butter dip and we ran out of fruit and just started trying it with everything. Lime tortilla chips, Fritos, ritz.
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1. ƧƎᏰᗩƧ✞ᎥᗩИ‏ @sebblue Feb 4
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  Guac is just puréed veg for old people!!?
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1. Fan of Lebron's Team‏ @dh211 Feb 4
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  your account blows now
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1. Dan Novit‏ @DanHNovit Feb 4
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  I tend to stop eating guacamole when it starts turning brown...
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1. Joseph Hernandez‏ @Jhboss429 Feb 4
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  until one day 12 years later you decide to attend another SB party all who's there? Guac, and she looks so good.
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1. jairzinho‏ @jigzinho Feb 4
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1. John Fix‏ @mrfix3 Feb 4
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  And now I need guacamole.
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1. Troy Nelson‏ @t_nelson72 Feb 4
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  Or, running out of it?
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