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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jan 18

    She's probably talking about Trump's penis.pic.twitter.com/60l1UCQ4kb

    2:44 PM - 18 Jan 2018
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      1. Producer Tom‏ @ProducerTom_ Jan 18
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        The Stormy Trump Sex Tapepic.twitter.com/QRaNcsclEG

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      1. Zaius‏ @blondinasuv Jan 18
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        no please the visual is making me sick!!!

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      1. Vote Straight Democratic Ticket November 6‏ @maybebeachbum Jan 18
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        pic.twitter.com/U9Cvja8DSs

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      1. Brick Bardo‏ @syntax1216 Jan 18
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        or Obama's brain

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      1. Robin‏ @RobinBall1961 Jan 18
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      1. Cody Moore‏ @codyeroom Jan 18
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      1. Michael Mladenka‏ @bbqgunslinger Jan 18
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        So 10” long, ribbed and as big around as a nerf football? I’m surprised she didn’t pay him! $7,000,000,000,000 in wealth created, huge tax cuts for everyone, historically low levels of unemployment for minorities and this is what makes the f-ing news. F the coastal elites

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      1. Roger Russell  🧐‏ @RogerRussellJr Jan 18
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        Guess thats better then looking like this....pic.twitter.com/dHUXQrXjDW

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      1. Jos Ritzerfeld‏ @jos_ritzerfeld Jan 18
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        she's right! One hole for peeing the other one must be the shitholepic.twitter.com/VhFIdg2Lu2

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      1. Michael Mladenka‏ @bbqgunslinger Jan 18
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        Yes, I know this is a comedy site, but the payout was also run again(recycled from pre-election)on all the alphabet news channels CNN and MSNBC. Give me a 🤬 break

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      1. Capps‏ @johncapps Jan 18
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        @maSSbajo

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      1. Kylo Wayne‏ @Dovahkiinbatman Jan 18
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        she kinda looks like alf herself

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      1. 4 A.M.‏ @tylerorty Jan 18
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        http://Gofundme.com/tylermik 

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      1. Caryn‏ @carynwalsh716 Jan 18
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        Don’t make me think about itpic.twitter.com/21CKSiio5C

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      1. Kelle Truby‏ @Frenchesque Jan 18
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        If he could blow it, we'd be looking at a different world.

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      1. C J Doyle‏ @cjoedoyle Jan 18
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        Ribbed for your pleasure.

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      1. Nerf Guns‏ @ProKidAntiGun Jan 18
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        It's funnier because it's Trump! I get it.pic.twitter.com/Zu9MDFy4nH

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