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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jan 14

    If your Sunday brunch doesn't end with one of your friends having to rush home because they're shitting their pants, then you had an unsuccessful brunch.

    12:55 PM - 14 Jan 2018
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      2. Jacob Young‏ @JakeDavidYoung Jan 14
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @courtmerrill23 @Britt_NIG did your guys end like this?

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      3. Courtney Merrill‏ @courtmerrill23 Jan 14
        Replying to @JakeDavidYoung @funnyordie @Britt_NIG

        Hahha yup and it wasn’t me I’ll tell you that....

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      4. Jacob Young‏ @JakeDavidYoung Jan 14
        Replying to @courtmerrill23 @funnyordie @Britt_NIG

        I have heard stories of this becoming a problem for this girl 💁‍♀️

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Brittni Gray‏ @Britt_NIG Jan 14
        Replying to @JakeDavidYoung @courtmerrill23 @funnyordie

        🙈🙈

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      6. Regan Bushman‏ @rigaputo Jan 14
        Replying to @Britt_NIG @JakeDavidYoung and

        pic.twitter.com/KGFFN91aRs

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      1. Velvet Vic‏ @Mr_top_6 Jan 14
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Are you lacing that shit with laxatives? 😔

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      1. Clint Rowden  🖖🏼‏ @RowdyBurnsy Jan 14
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        Can’t say I’ve ever had a successful brunch. It’s a different story if the metric is how fast we pass out from unlimited mimosas.

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      1. BG‏ @BGintheLou Jan 20
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        Replace "Sunday brunch" with "Chinese buffet" and I agree. And yet we will all gather at the same place next week.

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      1. lizzieb‏ @donnybrook714 Jan 15
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        Gross

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      1. Shelby‏ @shelbywellard Jan 14
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Maybe this is why you don’t like it? @yashar

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      1. Steen‏ @FionaBainsky Jan 14
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        Well then, I have been doing it all wrong.

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      1. ADEPOJUADEWALE‏ @ADEPOJU97249202 Jan 14
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        happy weekend

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      1. Jeremy Fowler‏ @SommWisdom Jan 14
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        @KaitHammy

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      1. Pito Champiñon‏ @Vulgarelitist Jan 14
        Replying to @funnyordie

        This is also how I gauge a successful vacation. If I’m not shitting my brains out afterward, I didn’t take enough culinary risks. #tryagain #morestreetfood

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      1. La Niña Feliz‏ @CarolSierra12 Jan 14
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        Lol!

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      1. Alex Hernandez‏ @daAlexHernandez Jan 14
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        Consider my wife's Sunday Brunch successful then. Holy shit!

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