Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Steve Martin and Kermit the Frog face off in a duel of Dueling Banjos.… "

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1. peter j marshall ‏ @petemarshalljnr Jan 10
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  Kermit for Presidentpic.twitter.com/0sMhlpE8T7
  
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1. Tim Olcott‏ @PlanetTimO Jan 12
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  Has #Kermit always played left-handed? Is he an ambidextrous amphibian? @TheMuppets
  
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1. Youryogisuzen‏ @Youryogisuzen1 Jan 16
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  Maybe we should issue bqnjos at these “governmental meetings so something good could happen.
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1. Janique‏ @blesjuel2 Jan 16
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  Everytime I here this song I feel like I'm going to violated in some way any min.
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1. Roy‏ @rkabanlit Jan 12
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  "Deliverance ", anyone? LOLhttps://youtu.be/myhnAZFR1po
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1. Beth Perdue‏ @bethsontag Jan 11
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  I love it!
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1. Miss Fame‏ @MissFame5 Jan 11
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  Haha
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1. Peggy Sue‏ @plindquist58 Jan 11
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  Thanks fellows! That's just what I needed!
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1. Monica Ciarli‏ @mon67 Jan 10
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  Cute
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1. PeOpLe PoWeR‏ @R3yban Jan 10
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  10 minutes laterpic.twitter.com/tESGhHapfk
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1. Trevor Turner‏ @ttdawgtt Jan 10
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  I was expecting way more blood.
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1. Lisa Thomas‏ @LisaMarieSqueak Jan 10
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  Ok that was prefect.
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1. PeOpLe PoWeR‏ @R3yban Jan 10
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  Squeal like a pig Kermit. Like when you fist miss piggy. Same same
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1. Lisa Thomas‏ @LisaMarieSqueak Jan 10
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  Sooo wonderful! They’re only missing Carol Burnett
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1. Rebecca Poltergeist ‏ @rapartin93 Jan 10
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  Considering, that he's probably up against a cyborg, Steve did a pretty good job.
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1. Musa Saad‏ @MusaSaad19 Jan 10
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  Hmm,go Ahead For Funny
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1. Xe‏ @lmnoXe Jan 10
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  Hi I'm high how are you. ALso did YU know that clouds way over 300 tons! Not so flufffy now are ya fluffy flying sheepies
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1. DivineWaters ‏ @caffbev86 Jan 10
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  Alabama’s theme song.
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