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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie Jan 10

    Just like Harry Potter.pic.twitter.com/Q9AwtG2cYb

    1:52 PM - 10 Jan 2018
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    • Transgressive Fiction Lover Dominic Vonbern harinefbo bears 🐻 Nyakojo Abdaallah Aidan Ferguson Rome El Guapo Guzman😬 👻Democracy Dies in Spookiness👻 Nate
    27 replies 614 retweets 3,039 likes
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      1. Diony Garcia‏ @DionyG86 Jan 10
        Replying to @funnyordie

        @Marce_89 JUST LIKE POTTER!

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      2. Marcela Betancur‏ @Marce_89 Jan 10
        Replying to @DionyG86 @funnyordie

        Fuck off. Lol

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Diony Garcia‏ @DionyG86 Jan 10
        Replying to @Marce_89 @funnyordie

        Wait, i didnt read the books, did he run concentration camps? How many sexual assault cases did he investigate???? TO THE GOOGLE

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      4. Diony Garcia‏ @DionyG86 Jan 10
        Replying to @DionyG86 @Marce_89 @funnyordie

        No camps.....but he also never investigated sexual assaults in hogwartsville landpic.twitter.com/exOwRBKpMV

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      5. Marcela Betancur‏ @Marce_89 Jan 10
        Replying to @DionyG86 @funnyordie

        Lmao you’re the damn worst. HP is the best.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Angry Black Man‏ @CanItellit Jan 10
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Wizard Joepic.twitter.com/V81kWfi2ch

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      1. Mike Carbonara Draws in Cafes‏ @goombatoons Jan 10
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Sheriff Joe: All the Mexicans are in Slytherin, because they "slither in" illegally, which them evil and duplicitous and "bad hombres." Reporter: And Hufflepuff? Sheriff Joe: Those are the gays. We don't like them either.

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      1. tweet tweet bitch‏ @birdybirdOnline Jan 10
        Replying to @funnyordie @pixelatedboat

        harry potter and the chamber of sex crimes

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      1.  🇳🇬 Judge Juche  🇳🇬‏ @amozu16 Jan 10
        Replying to @funnyordie @pixelatedboat

        @pixelatedboat ghostwrote this quote

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      1. RedDog 🏳️‍🌈‏ @TheBigRedDogCC Jan 10
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Damn. I am glad he didn't run here in Alabama! We barely beat the guy wanted to do sex crimes! If he'd have thrown in a concentration camp...

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      1. Frank E Boy‏ @2FrankH Jan 10
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        He doesn't know HP wasn't in Slytherine, right?

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      1. Jeff Kinder Rogue Killer First Class Retired.‏ @Rightisallwrong Jan 10
        Replying to @funnyordie @RobbieResister

        That is catchy.

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      1. jared_OLD_BAD_final_v2‏ @jaredburgin Jan 10
        Replying to @funnyordie @pixelatedboat

        You’re not clickhole m8

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      2.  🎃a slightly spookier version of Katie 🎃‏ @katiebear716 Jan 10
        Replying to @jaredburgin @funnyordie @pixelatedboat

        have you heard of shirts

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      1. BEN123L‏ @BEN123L Jan 12
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Fake news

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      1. REALJayMo‏ @jmo34667 Jan 10
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        pic.twitter.com/kJO6MnZF1a

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      1. Me‏ @myjake30 Jan 10
        Replying to @funnyordie

        😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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