Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Is "Humpty Dumpty" about an egg or a man who lived his life undiagnosed with CTE?"

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1. AceOfFades‏ @BarberSM702 Jan 9
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  Too soon
  
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1. JessFMO2‏ @JessFurney Jan 10
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  It is a rhyme about a the largest canon constructed for England...
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1. Sticky Dabs‏ @BigStickie Jan 9
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  You just misgendered Humpty.
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1. AJ‏ @IamAJ2502 Jan 9
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  Humpty Dumpty. most nursery rhymes that seem innocent are about something involving death or tragedy. Humpty Dumpty is not an exception to that, because it is about a 5 year old boy sentenced to death by falling in a pit of spikes.
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1. The Murples!‏ @TheMurples Jan 9
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  Both!
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1. Gary Awesome‏ @wizwit101 Jan 9
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  Nowhere does it say that Humpty is an egg. That is a myth and fake news. In fact, it’s likely he was just a short and clumsy person. He/she should have never been sitting on that wall in the first place. RIP Mr. Dumpty.
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1. Last time they chafed‏ @Youwantme2what Jan 9
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1. Jennifer Finley ‏ @JigsawFirefly Jan 9
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  He should have used life alert
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1. The New Cancer™‏ @imightbechase Jan 9
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  A cannon, Humpty Dumpty is about a cannon.
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1. Dave Ghoura‏ @LogicallyDave Jan 9
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  It was a cannon.
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