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A mash-up of this guy, Michael from "The Lost Boys" and American Psycho - Jason Patric Bateman.
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His butler Alfred would call him, "Master Bateman..."
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Ha and nobody believed me when I said Jason was really eight men
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Jason Batman would be the worst and best Batman at the same time...
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Show a little respect to the master - that is - Master Bateman.
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how about a picture of him in the basement...
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Wow it really does!
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My bane
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I need part two. Jason ate eight men. Too gory?
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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she'd like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening."
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You couldn't come up with a Dahmer-themed "Jason Ate Men?" Cmon!
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Thank you for leaving out the obvious gross one.
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