Funny Or Die on Twitter: "A standing ovation is 90% of a room reluctantly trying not to look like assholes."

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1. Mike DiBenedetto‏ @trailermonkey 28 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  When a few people start standing, and the rest of us keep sitting and fend off a standing O because the show wasn't that good... such a petty but delightful victory.
  
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1. That Guy‏ @AaronDunlap72 28 Dec 2017
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  I got one once after doing 45 minutes about prostate exams and getting lost in Michigan. Don't take this away from me.
  
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1. oyelola oluwaseyi‏ @cecholuwaseyi27 29 Dec 2017
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  yes agree wit u
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1. Owusuwaa Ama‏ @OwusuwaaAma1 29 Dec 2017
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  Lol
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1. John Scott roberts‏ @JohnScottrober1 28 Dec 2017
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  Sounds like a repulican convention.
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1. The Grey Man‏ @GreyConscience 28 Dec 2017
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  What a cold heart you have on the wintry evening. I would give it a solid 25%.
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1. Rev. Gompers‏ @CentralNY 28 Dec 2017
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  The other 10% of the room is relieved by the chance to release gas from their assholes.
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1. House of J_Town‏ @J_TownDadio 28 Dec 2017
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  5% who have no clue what to do in that situation.
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1. Lottie Spangler ‏ @LottieSpangler 28 Dec 2017
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  Thank you!
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