Um...pee is stored in the bladder, not the testicles.
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That awkward moment when the staff is out for the holidays and the unpaid intern is left in charge of the Twitter account...
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This is like every guy I've talked to who didn't know women pee out of a urethra & not their vaginal opening....
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Well. I mean. If you didn’t pay attention in science or get in there for investigation what would you think? It’s hidden from view.
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That is not where pee is stored
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Wait, what?
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question for you,
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Good question. He never peed, and Air Bud took out that frustration on the basketball court and KICKED ASS.
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Wait. That’s supposedly contains offensive content. I’m guessing numb nuts. But come on Twitter. Those are just nuts when it’s cold. Peanuts. Almonds. Cashews. And cold weather.
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I'd say this tweet is a swing and a miss, fellas.
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I dont know who wrote this but surely you're not that stupid.
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Pee is stored in the bladder but this is obviously a joke
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So, dehydration : a six pack = raisins: tennis balls? As Elaine on Seinfeld said (after George's cold water turtle exposure): "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things..."
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