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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 27 Dec 2017

    If pee is stored in the balls, then where did Air Bud store his urine after getting neutered?

    7:19 PM - 27 Dec 2017
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      2. Lorca Damon‏ @LorcaDamon 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Um...pee is stored in the bladder, not the testicles.

        2 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
      3. Lorca Damon‏ @LorcaDamon 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @LorcaDamon @funnyordie

        That awkward moment when the staff is out for the holidays and the unpaid intern is left in charge of the Twitter account...

        0 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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      2.  ♠AmberR 🌘se Griffis 🔮 👻‏ @WensdaiAddamns 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        This is like every guy I've talked to who didn't know women pee out of a urethra & not their vaginal opening....

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. Gordon Bombay‏ @GordonBombayIII 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @WensdaiAddamns @funnyordie

        Well. I mean. If you didn’t pay attention in science or get in there for investigation what would you think? It’s hidden from view.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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      1. the BeeZ NeeZ‏ @andelinquinn 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        That is not where pee is stored

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      1. T. Miura‏ @miurascape1 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Wait, what?

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      1. Bobster‏ @therehegoo 27 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/52XGtsXfrB

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      1. Trinity the Cat‏ @Trinitythecat 27 Dec 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/X3hCcAOYvj

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      2. Dan Iacono‏ @dan_iacono 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        question for you, @leermarkham

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Lee Markham‏ @leermarkham 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @dan_iacono @funnyordie

        Good question. He never peed, and Air Bud took out that frustration on the basketball court and KICKED ASS.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. Gordon Bombay‏ @GordonBombayIII 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @usman_kazi @funnyordie

        Wait. That’s supposedly contains offensive content. I’m guessing numb nuts. But come on Twitter. Those are just nuts when it’s cold. Peanuts. Almonds. Cashews. And cold weather.

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      1. Kevin Watson‏ @KevTheiceman 28 Dec 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I'd say this tweet is a swing and a miss, fellas.

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      1. Mike Haddox‏ @mike_haddox 28 Dec 2017
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        I dont know who wrote this but surely you're not that stupid.

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      1. Fred Welch‏ @fjw09080 27 Dec 2017
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        Die

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      1. jon boo  👻‏ @KindaSortaAsian 27 Dec 2017
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      1. michael rivera‏ @theoriginalsave 27 Dec 2017
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        Lol

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      1. Silvia Sherman‏ @Shivime82 28 Dec 2017
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        Pee is stored in the bladder but this is obviously a joke

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      1. no fish, no nuts 🇵🇷‏ @nofish_nonuts 27 Dec 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        So, dehydration : a six pack = raisins: tennis balls? As Elaine on Seinfeld said (after George's cold water turtle exposure): "I don't know how you guys walk around with those things..."

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