Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Santa wants everyone to know that he's safe, he's home and he has explosive diarrhea."

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1. Patrick O'Connor‏ @Pocee 25 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Brown snow
  
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1. Joyce A‏ @Buttercup6719 25 Dec 2017
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  pic.twitter.com/trj7UCjKAw
  
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1. Djerelle Williams‏ @TheDInDjerelle 25 Dec 2017
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  Damn I guess I die cause that wasn't funny
  
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1. Patricia W. Fischer-Author‏ @pawf1067 25 Dec 2017
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  Maybe we should all leave @PooPourri next year with the milk and cookies.https://youtu.be/b9TTz3R5SmI
  
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1. Rich D‏ @richdorf06 25 Dec 2017
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  You serious Clark?
  
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1. A Hollywood's Star?‏ @doily_woods 25 Dec 2017
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  if you slept all of your life, gravity would make your nose flat
  
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1. MerryMarjie‏ @MerryMarjie 25 Dec 2017
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  Too many cookies? Or, brandied fruitcake?
  
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1. xfromdawntoduskx‏ @DCatlett138 25 Dec 2017
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  all that milk
  
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1. Ana Isabel Mejia Andrade‏ @IToldYouSo13 25 Dec 2017
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  #LMFAO pic.twitter.com/mgyMtiWBP9
  
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1. Keep Fighting Pirates‏ @GoPiratesHPNC 25 Dec 2017
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  “T’was a lactose intolerant night of Christmas and all through he house... wait was is that SMELL?”
  
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1. anushananda2345‏ @AnushaSharmila1 Jan 4
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  Right. ok
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1. The real me‏ @liriosnoscampos 27 Dec 2017
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1. Lynda Vee‏ @LyndaVee1 27 Dec 2017
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  Hahahaha can't stop laughing
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1. Mani‏ @srimani55 27 Dec 2017
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  Did Santa make it to toilet bowl or ..?
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1. V‏ @v_theclash 26 Dec 2017
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  So say we all.
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1. Scribez Media Comedy‏ @ScribezMedia 26 Dec 2017
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  Scribez Media Comedy Retweeted Scribez Media Comedy
  
  https://twitter.com/ScribezMedia/status/945052222471200768 …
  
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  Scribez Media Comedy @ScribezMedia
  
  P Diddy & Santa Claus pic.twitter.com/7DxWDk8upX
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1. LalalaLori‏ @LoriEWilliamson 26 Dec 2017
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  I really expected he'd have diabetes instead of diarrhea...
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1. no inner monologue‏ @SpillerSaysWhat 26 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  I recommend @Lactaid next year
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1. Alesia Wakefield-Med‏ @AlesiaMed 26 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Lol
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