Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Everyone at our office decided to pee at the same time. There's a line out the door. People are in pain."

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1. Open Mike Eagle‏Verified account @Mike_Eagle 21 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  its true
  
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1. laney‏ @misslaneym 21 Dec 2017
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  Any potted plants in the vicinity?
  
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1. Aswan‏ @aswadmn 21 Dec 2017
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  Pee on trump photo
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1. dont go to sleep // stay with me‏ @sakkura_soda 21 Dec 2017
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  In the sims, they usually just add more bathrooms
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1. Nick ‏ @Fiddies2 21 Dec 2017
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  I always have to go when it’s closed for cleaningpic.twitter.com/Av6qqG86cs
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1. Truth IS Truth‏ @staring_crocs 21 Dec 2017
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  Zippering the line will make it go faster.
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1. gil mahoney‏ @Gilroyo 21 Dec 2017
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  When in doubt, whip it out.
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1. Cambria Pelletier‏ @cdillow 21 Dec 2017
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  The guys can just find the nearest potted tree. That's not fair. Girls should get the bathroom. Guys get the trees and some hand sanitizer. lol.
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1. Dennis‏ @ptguy2001 21 Dec 2017
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  Office party?!
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1. Dave Randall‏ @DaveRandall101 21 Dec 2017
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  Literally funny or die. Laughter and uremic poisoning--scourge of a NATION!
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1. Sharon Boddy‏ @DasBod 21 Dec 2017
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  Oh, so that's what that yellow line was...
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1. Frank 'n Booberry‏ @frankzulla 21 Dec 2017
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  In the country we all just pick a corner and pee there
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