Funny Or Die on Twitter: "When you nut but they keep sucking… "

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1. Toxic Lunch‏ @toxic_lunch 18 Dec 2017
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1. Christine unseen‏ @BPelsted 18 Dec 2017
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  Why does this dude not know how to drink water? Is he more used to using a bendy straw?
  
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1. Mandi L‏ @MzMerica 18 Dec 2017
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1. ego2000‏ @ego2000 18 Dec 2017
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1. Dave Van Duzer‏ @DaveVDuzer 18 Dec 2017
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  Perfect analogy
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1. Zachary Zahn‏ @medicalanomalyz 18 Dec 2017
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  Jesus. Cmon man. Boundaries
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1. SomeGal‏ @JaneneRayburn 18 Dec 2017
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1. Cherie Lou ‏ @Cherizzle87 18 Dec 2017
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  It’s sad that you have to resort to making fun of someone drinking water to get laughs. Y’all liberals are pathetic. Unfollow!
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1. Matt Strausbaugh‏ @agentgraves13 18 Dec 2017
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  You gotta remember to relax your throat And don't forget to cup the balls
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1. Jim Spears‏ @QuaereNon 18 Dec 2017
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  Oh, okay, @bumbaleena.
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1. christy harris‏ @chriselle79 18 Dec 2017
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1. Jeff Carrier‏ @xTraPointLess 18 Dec 2017
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  Yessssssssssss!!!pic.twitter.com/MCz7iXSS6g
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1. BillyPoole‏ @one5six14 18 Dec 2017
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  Gong
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1. Radiah‏ @RadiahV 18 Dec 2017
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  kaha te katakata!
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