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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 14 Dec 2017

    .@jongabrus loves reviewing books almost as much as he loves smoking weed, so why not combine his two favorite past times?pic.twitter.com/hXc2CxES1j

    9:00 AM - 14 Dec 2017
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    • cor 𝙇𝙖𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙧𝙏𝙧𝙚𝙠 Annelize LeRoux G. V. N Bobby Jones Mason Marek Matt Perez Bitchass Bum Boy Lar Inza Meiintjiies VI
    16 replies 47 retweets 237 likes
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      2. The In-vin c-ble Man of Horror Movie fame‏ @vc_wg 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        fuck, i had this pipedream (no pun) about pitching this exact idea to someone someday. Spliff Notes.

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      3. nate dern‏Verified account @natedern 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @vc_wg @funnyordie

        Spliff Notes is a GREAT name.

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      4. The In-vin c-ble Man of Horror Movie fame‏ @vc_wg 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @natedern @funnyordie

        make me feel semi-important and you guys can have it.

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      1. William Lynch‏ @BillyfromGL 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Sure you may have reviewed a book but have you ever reviewed a book.......on weed?!?

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      1. The Reason  🐜‏ @Wonder_Boy77 14 Dec 2017
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        Damn, I need more of this. Please!

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      1. Michael Roberts‏ @mister42 14 Dec 2017
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        Laughed out loud and had tears coming out of my eyes toward the end

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      2. #McResistance™‏ @GrandpaDanK 14 Dec 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        It was the best of joints; it was the worst of joints.

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      3. #McResistance™‏ @GrandpaDanK 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @GrandpaDanK @funnyordie

        It was a bright cold day in April, and the clocks were striking 4:20.

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      4. #McResistance™‏ @GrandpaDanK 15 Dec 2017
        Replying to @GrandpaDanK @funnyordie

        When today fails to offer the justification for hope, cannabis becomes the only grail worth pursuing.

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      5. #McResistance™‏ @GrandpaDanK 15 Dec 2017
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        We're stoned in our waking moments, and smoke in our sleep.

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      6. #McResistance™‏ @GrandpaDanK 15 Dec 2017
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        Deep into the dankness peering, long I sat there, wondering, fearing, doubting, smoking bud no mortal ever dared to smoke before.

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      1. Ronni Donnioni‏ @drury_robert 15 Dec 2017
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        @icalltruth http://chronerbrothers.com 

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      1. Almost Better Than Silence‏ @ABTSilence 14 Dec 2017
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        Please make many more of these. I'd especially dig it if Gabrus talked about some fantasy novels he's read. Either way, excellent premise!

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      1. Ty Robinson‏ @Donk 14 Dec 2017
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        This was nonsense but still quite funny

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      1. Barley_Innit‏ @BarleyBCN 15 Dec 2017
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        Twas great....

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      1. Laurence Jones‏ @Lozjoz85 15 Dec 2017
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        It's pastimes isn't it?

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      1. Harold J. Mosley Jr.‏ @RogueSentient 14 Dec 2017
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        *pastimes

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