Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Smokey the Bear wants YOU to stop staring at his beautiful, human nipples.… "

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1. Nicole Hiles‏ @coleyhiles1 13 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Why did you make me look at that?!
  
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1. 🅻 🆄🆁🅸 🅼🆄🅴🅻🅻🅴🆁‏ @LauriLinnea 13 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  *Smokey Bear. His middle name ain’t “the”
  
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1. Guuberre‏ @Guuberre 13 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  He has such a "come hither" look in his eyes. I can't believe he doesn't want me to stare.
  
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1. John Atyxyt ‏ @JohnAtyxyt 15 Dec 2017
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  @That_Edward
  
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1. BlueyMcPhluey for Fully Automated Luxury Communism‏ @BlueyMcPhluey 13 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @pixelatedboat
  
  If you look closely it's actually the same nipple duplicated
  
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1. Aperkalypse Now‏ @rmperks 13 Dec 2017
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  I can’t. Sorry, not sorry.
  
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1. Anti-Christ-Opher‏ @ChrisAirhart 13 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Yeah. Right. We'll start here with a list of things that aren't gonna happen.
  
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1. Cammycakes‏ @Cam_is_coo Apr 30
  Replying to @funnyordie @tigersgoroooar
  
  Don't be so sure. Smokey's been defunded. He'll do what it takes to remind you that only you, can prevent forest fires. Bring on the bear-nipples.
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1. Matt Schlessel‏ @MrSchlessel Feb 6
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  @SatchellDrakes I just feel like you would appreciate this
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1. Davis‏ @_DOIDOIBOI 14 Dec 2017
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  should check them nipples out for herps, smoke
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1. Spooky Spookyswadloo‏ @spookyswadloon 13 Dec 2017
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  pic.twitter.com/dhDNtSaOiw
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