Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Jesus Christ.… "

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1. THRILLHO‏ @AdamBlack312 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  big Bird blinks. Snuffy sometimes nodded out I think.
  
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1. James Nemec‏ @JamesNemec 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  C is for cocaine
  
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1. Aaron Rider ‏ @amazingjedi2000 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Those aren’t the muppets...
  
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1. This modern strife‏ @Modernstrife 13 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Well I didn't till now!
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1. Bill Cole‏ @bamabill71 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Why do you invoke God's name for something stupid like this?
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1. Steven D. Smith‏ @MrDangerSmith 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Dr. Teeth blinks. Kinda.
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1. Sindre Solhaug‏ @SindreSolhaug 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Those aren't even eyes, they're just special growths they have evolved to look innocent and to lure children in close with their harmless appearances.
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1. intrntnvr4gets‏ @terryjahraus 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  would you blink with a hand up you butt?
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1. Joe Hutchins‏ @Joeking200 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Well I do now!
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1. chris sutton‏ @chrisudel 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Meth eyes!
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1. shanna‏ @momofwondertwin 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Stop adding things to my extensive list of shit that creeps me out. Your job is to make be laugh, not to make me curl up into the fetal position wishing the puppets away
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1. Mars Champion‏ @MarsChampion21 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  This is up there with naked animal mascots with no privates. Fuckin Bob Barker
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1. Smultring‏ @smultringdotnet 12 Dec 2017
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  Beek is coming for you...pic.twitter.com/pZT5bgXtSR
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1. NeverALossforWords‏ @a_lossfor 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Psychopaths
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1. Bob Gerstner‏ @BobGerstner1 12 Dec 2017
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  Now that's funny!pic.twitter.com/75OHQ3mOjJ
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1. Matt Rogers‏ @nakedfaceeater1 12 Dec 2017
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  Thanks I can never look at Muppets the same way again
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1. Desmoinesthenes‏ @LeForteEsq 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  They learned their craft from Michael Caine.
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1. The Stick Pope‏ @StickPope 12 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  You only need to blink if you have a soul or a conscience. Trust me.
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