Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Someone needs to invent a tent with a built-in catapult that launches you home whenever you need to use the bathroom."

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1. Ben Zelevansky‏ @BenZelevansky 4 Dec 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Why not just go to the bathroom in the catapult, then launch that? Would cut down on catapult size for most people.
  
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1. David Centofanti‏ @CentoDavid 4 Dec 2017
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  @REI get on it!!!!!! I need to poop and not in the woods.pic.twitter.com/Nooslf5840
  
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1. Princess of Nambia‏ @FKNFairyPrinces 8 Dec 2017
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  My kid and I are going to need some materials
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1. Raw Lamb‏ @mexomorph 4 Dec 2017
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  Or a hand-held portal that opens just over the toilet
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1. Connor Nauslar‏ @ConnorNauslar 4 Dec 2017
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1. Louie Schutz‏ @Unclelouieart 4 Dec 2017
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  It’s called Starbucks
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1. Kells‏ @Classykells_ 4 Dec 2017
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  I will be the first one to buy it
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1. K‏ @kimspinz3 4 Dec 2017
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  Or shower!!!
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