Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Please god don't let Shrek get accused of any inappropriate behavior, we can’t bear to lose Shrek"

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1. Dashiell Driscoll‏Verified account @dashiell 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @rillawafers @funnyordie
  
  i'm extremely concerned with how quickly you had that photo
  
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1. Twitch‏ @fishbitch1956 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  I heard Mick Jagger was fired from The Rolling Stones for not enough inappropriate sexual behavior
  
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1. Seth Goodtime‏ @SethGoodtime 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  I’d be more worried about Puss n’ boots.
  
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1. Lonnie Contreras Pabón‏ @Lonnievsturkeys 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  He did verbally abuse a donkey.
  
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1. Cat Twohig‏ @cattwoberg 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @ashlberg
  
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1. Kimber King ‏ @KimberDotKing 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  There have been rumors swirling Hollywood about him for YEARS!
  
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1. Karl Steiner‏ @steinerkarl490 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Too late. #ShrekisloveShrekislife
  
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1. Felicia‏ @bye_felicia182 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Oh please! He's an ogre, not a MONSTER! #IStandWithShrek
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1. Mike O‏ @Vilijijit 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Sumo wrestler Harumafuji retires after assault allegationshttps://trib.al/RfIOUv7
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1. Zack Thorp‏ @thorvanc 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  When I was 13, I was getting off the school bus, and tripped on the last step. As I fell, my hands went out to catch the fall, but a female classmate was in front of me, and a touched her breast. Probably time to check into the sex rehab clinic and get out in front of this thing.
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1. Ray murray‏ @Rajun_1 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Shouldn't the princess be accused of beastiality?
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1. Drake Lyons‏ @LyonKingEmpire1 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @MLauer #RoyMoore @alfranken @charlierose
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1. Sharon Borton‏ @bortonian 29 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  I was just thinking the same thing - no one in the male world is safe
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