Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Learn how to best protect yourself from Donald Trump and other potential pussy grabbers.… "

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1. Plex‏ @MCFC3737 25 Nov 2017
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  don't worry, you are safe
  
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1. Lisa Walsh‏ @Jojalisra 26 Nov 2017
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  Thank god for this instruction! For too long I’ve had to endure my p*ssy being grabbed while walking down the street, shopping, at school, at the movies, heck even in my own home! I used to do nothing about it, but thanks to this vid I know how to respond.
  
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1. Oemega‏ @HaloHunter97 26 Nov 2017
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  This wasn't even funny...
  
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1. Pinglyadya‏ @pinglyadya 25 Nov 2017
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  Just going to say this now, Karate is a horrible self-defense martial art. Use Jiu Jitsu.
  
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1. Took R Jobs‏ @TookRJerbs 25 Nov 2017
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  You have nothing to worry about. Besides all you Californias should be more worried about people in your own bathrooms grabbing you than anyone from the opposite sex.
  
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1. Great Again Bob ‏ @Cope64 25 Nov 2017
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  Al Franken is trying to hold onto his seat. Seems like holding on to seats is something he's really good at.pic.twitter.com/Ue0353CNUK
  
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1. idia destiny‏ @desywiz 28 Nov 2017
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  Wrong talk! Is he not far better than Obama?
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1. Gary Keeble‏ @gtkeeble 26 Nov 2017
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  DIE
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1. Todd Taylor‏ @goneskiingsv 26 Nov 2017
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  @realDonaldTrump - thought you would like this.
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1. DOOlittle_Everything‏ @Doolittle_TC 26 Nov 2017
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  https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCWmrCz1QWgZfBBjW2jyTTOA …
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1. Edward ‏ @Edward25973012 26 Nov 2017
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  Who the fucks gonna grab their stank salmon anyways?
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1. Larry Anguiano‏ @honkytonkhag 26 Nov 2017
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  Nice try!! But you left out the CIGAR
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1. DC‏ @Fridaypart2 26 Nov 2017
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  Those moves would only work on a mannequin. Women have the law on their side so it's not a high chance that most men would try to grab them like that anyway.
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1. Robin Mallory‏ @rmallory78 26 Nov 2017
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  women start wiping out a gun and shooting a few it will quite down
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1. Colonel Ward‏ @WardColonel 26 Nov 2017
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  Trump said a celebrity could and Hollywood proved him right.
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