I would actually prefer that the raccoon was the president
Trash Lovers Magazine called to say that I was PROBABLY going to be named Raccoon of the Year, like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview and photo shoot. I said probably is no good, I'm busy eating used napkins with gravy on them. Thanks anyway!
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Wait. Trump's hair has its own twitter account?
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Weight Watchers magazine called to say that I was probably going to be named goddess of the year, like last year, but I would have to agree to an interview I am photoshoot. I said probably is no good, I'm busy eating chocolate. Thanks anyway!
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Ugh ... Yet another FAILED attempt to be funny. You guys are failing hard
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