Haha! Dinner at grandmas 
Everyone looked so bummed. Then someone said the cranberry sauce wasn’t on the table and everyone’s face lit up like it was the best news ever. We all put a tun of it on our turkey so we could swallow it.
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Come on over, no dry turkey here kids.
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The word “moist” needs to be banned
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Now, I always thought this....Turkey makes us all sleepy & slugish. Turkeys are full of turkey. Shouldn't they be passed out everywhere? Lol.
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My take is that you're fucking up the turkey.
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