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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 6 Nov 2017

    Thoughts and prayers were invented by Thoughtsworth Prayersworth Jr. to distract us from imposing gun control laws

    2:29 PM - 6 Nov 2017 from West Hollywood, CA
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      2. Boyd Walker‏ @BoydLyleWalker2 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Not funny. I once scared off some punks with my brothers gun. More guns in the hands of law abiding citizens the safer we are.

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. i just don't know anymore‏ @greenculo 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @BoydLyleWalker2 @funnyordie

        how do you make sure theyre put in the right hands then?

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Pickle Mick‏ @mickndshell 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @greenculo @BoydLyleWalker2 @funnyordie

        Some punks?? Lmao. You been watching death wish son?

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      5. Boyd Walker‏ @BoydLyleWalker2 6 Nov 2017
        Replying to @mickndshell @funnyordie

        They tried to break into a house I was in.

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      1. Rigo‏ @Chapulincat 6 Nov 2017
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        Please no political views

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      1. Gregg Bolinger‏ @greggbolinger 6 Nov 2017
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        Wrong, stop spewing.

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      1. Matzo ball Dan‏ @danverson 6 Nov 2017
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        Some say he's still thinking and praying to this day.

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      1. ashamed citizen of womp womp land‏ @jkspaaa 6 Nov 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/QWrxWoKyCx

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      1. Michael Cupps‏ @mcupps 6 Nov 2017
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        Having good thoughts for a fellow human is now a bad thing? Good work #Hollywood. Very sad. I am not religous, but I do wish people well

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      1. Femi Olafioye-Omogbehin‏ @_femiio 6 Nov 2017
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        Is he in the NRA?

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      1. Marilyn‏ @MarilynARealtor 6 Nov 2017
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        Huh..? Hum, invented ?

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      1. chech 🇳🇬‏ @sowickedimsweet 6 Nov 2017
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        thank you for having a conscious and saying something about this.

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      1. Stark Naked Review‏ @StrkNakedReview 6 Nov 2017
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        Haven’t been funny for a long time.

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      1. I Totally Serious‏ @itotallyserious 6 Nov 2017
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        Time to legalize bombs!https://twitter.com/itotallyserious/status/927551130170732546 …

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        What if wearing 2 holsters with loaded Glocks and an AK-47 on my shoulder, for my morning coffee runs, isn’t enough? http://bit.ly/2AdmWSQ 
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      1. Took R Jobs‏ @TookRJerbs 6 Nov 2017
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        Well this is typical of anything from the west coast. Buncha namby pamby sissy boys, smokin their bongs, dressing like women, kissing boys

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      1. i just don't know anymore‏ @greenculo 6 Nov 2017
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        whats the actual difference between a thought and a prayer? why dont they just say prayers?

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