Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Happy National Sandwich Day, folks!… "

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1. αntoniüs ν.τ.‏ @gentle_tornado 3 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  Ironic how he wanted to take a hot dog by force, but instead lost his hot dog by force
  
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1. Sundance‏ @nssnowfield 3 Nov 2017
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  A hotdog is not a sandwich @hodgman
  
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1. Debbie Ebbiebobebbie‏ @dksart 3 Nov 2017
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  pic.twitter.com/aHxh7WJwrX
  
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1. James Edmondston‏ @JamesEdmondston 3 Nov 2017
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  I'm pretty sure @hodgman has clarified the hot dog/sandwich issue.
  
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1. Doug Fun‏ @dougfun 3 Nov 2017
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  It's a hole in one!
  
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1. always gassy‏ @andyaloser 3 Nov 2017
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  A hot dog isn’t a sandwich. It’s closer to a penis than a sandwich.
  
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1. HappyMcNastier‏ @HappyMcNastier 3 Nov 2017
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  Guess he wanted vendor to know he was serious
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1. Brienne Bullock‏ @brienne_bullock 3 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  @sherilynch
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1. joe stevens‏ @JoeJstevens 3 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  As it was said by someone else What a weenie.
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1. Michael‏ @savvy4me 3 Nov 2017
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  Did he put mustard on it?
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1. Cheryl Whitten‏ @cherjune 3 Nov 2017
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  Talk about poetic justice!
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1. annamadeitt‏ @annamdeitt 3 Nov 2017
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  Karma took care of that quickly. I am surprised he made it across the street.
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1. Pike Stillwagon‏ @HarryJDunne 3 Nov 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  NOT A SANDWICHpic.twitter.com/cakG5Ohwfp
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1. Louie Schutz‏ @Unclelouieart 3 Nov 2017
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  No big thing
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1. Sal ‏ @fotosbysal 3 Nov 2017
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  Oh the delicious irony.
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1. JB's Daughter #1‏ @BankesDaughter1 3 Nov 2017
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  Oh irony, thou art a hilarious bastard
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1. Chris Minister of Irregular & General Smartarsery‏ @Lumberist 3 Nov 2017
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  A national sandwich day with a picture of a hot dog & a story about a dude shooting himself in the dick? Lol.
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