Funny Or Die on Twitter: "One way of staying positive when everything is going to shit, is to think about how many plans you’ll get to cancel when the apocalypse hits"

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1. JennaaayT‏ @JennayT1225 24 Oct 2017
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  I have court Thursday. Been hoping for the big one aaannnny day now.
  
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1. Luke Sprenkel‏ @Sprenkelpants 24 Oct 2017
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  @e_swinhart gotta look on the brightside!
  
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1. Louie Schutz‏ @Unclelouieart 24 Oct 2017
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1. Red Cap‏ @1benna 24 Oct 2017
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  But the glass is half full.
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1. Rolo Tomasi‏ @RoloTomasi96 24 Oct 2017
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  Oh, yeah! #EarlyRetirement
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1. Toonsis the Driving Cat‏ @iamthealphacat 24 Oct 2017
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  You mean it’s not here now?
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1. Kyle Gebhart‏ @kyle_gebhart 24 Oct 2017
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  #dumb
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1. Mary Mac Bakehouse‏ @MaryMacMixes 24 Oct 2017
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  Truth...nothing matters/everything matters/but nothing matters
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1. dusty bottoms‏ @Kyleherr3 24 Oct 2017
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  For reals
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1. Mister Resister‏ @paul_bibb 24 Oct 2017
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  Actually that’s not funny
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1. Val314159‏ @val314159 24 Oct 2017
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  Was that supposed to rhyme?
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1. Connor Nauslar‏ @ConnorNauslar 24 Oct 2017
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  I'm just tweeting this because I'm bored, not something I care about but if you look closely in the Bible the apocalypse is not real
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1. CJ Makaryk‏ @CJ_Makaryk 24 Oct 2017
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  It's really an introverts dream.
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