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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 17 Oct 2017

    Opportunity of a lifetime.pic.twitter.com/rKtOzRuX4S

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      1. Page Hampton‏ @RamPage95 17 Oct 2017
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        @rhbbassist if you have the time to take on a second band

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      1. Calamity BOOrandon‏Verified account @mediavandal 17 Oct 2017
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        SomeBODY once told me tohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLzNOm8ajk0 …

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      1. nemvy adams‏ @nemahahmad 20 Nov 2017
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        @ThunderBassed if all else fails...?

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      1. JP Tocker‏ @jptocker 18 Oct 2017
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        Hahahahahausuahahasua

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      1. Cody‏ @Hatchet185 18 Oct 2017
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        @hosesway @sjb58 @freddy1010220 I really wish I knew how to play the bass. #slappindabass

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      1. Meagan Kathleen‏ @Mrs_M_Haug 18 Oct 2017
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        @romalley88 interested? 😂

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      1. Chalupa_Batman‏ @geoffpowers7 18 Oct 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        Also, looking for a lead singer for my Death Metal band and also, the 5th member of my 90's style cover boy band.... only requirements: bi-polar and schizophrenia, frosted tips in your hair, and sick dance moves

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      1. Connie Bonds‏ @connieeclipse 17 Oct 2017
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        Lol too funny

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      1.  👻 🎃give Widows its Oscars already 🎃 👻‏ @swanye_west 17 Oct 2017
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        Not at all. It’s always nice to meet like minded people

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      1. El Conquistador‏ @WillieEaderBush 17 Oct 2017
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        Damn. I’m more of a Meat Loaf and Korn bassist. Any room for me??

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      1. ILLUSION OF TRUTH‏ @FireInsp 17 Oct 2017
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        Losers only need apply...

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      1. John Liotta‏ @JohnLiotta 17 Oct 2017
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        I know for a fact Evan Seinfeld made this ad just so he could respond to it and seem useful.

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      1. Trev Mac‏ @freelanceminion 17 Oct 2017
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        No, don't email me.

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      1. elijah sexton‏ @elijahzanesexto 17 Oct 2017
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        i know this ex-narc named two face who could might just pull it off for ya

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