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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 3 Oct 2017

    Here's what you can do with your thoughts and prayers if you don't want to talk about gun control.pic.twitter.com/VuUo44Vg6M

    Please Send Your Thoughts & Prayers Up Your Ass
    5:45 PM - 3 Oct 2017
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      2. Keith Albert‏ @TheKeithAlbert 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Demonizing guns removes the blame from those that have no respect for human life. In London they used cars and acid. #LasVegasMassacre

        2 replies 1 retweet 12 likes
      3. Acid Cat‏ @AcidCat23 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TheKeithAlbert @funnyordie

        Get back with me when the ratio of car and acid attacks even come close to matching the ratio of gun deaths in the USA.

        7 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
      4. Patrick‏ @parcniq 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @AcidCat23 @TheKeithAlbert @funnyordie

        40,200 car accident deaths in the US-2016. 30,000 firearm related deaths with 2/3 of those being suicide. That’s 20k suicides-Newsday 2016

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. Acid Cat‏ @AcidCat23 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @parcniq @TheKeithAlbert @funnyordie

        *Cars being used as weapons* is what he was saying. Not general auto fatalities.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. Dale Fuller‏ @FDG65 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Everyone's using the "Lets Talk about Gun Control" angle. Okay, what "Specifically" do you all propose regarding 'Gun Contol'?

        3 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Dashiell Driscoll‏Verified account @dashiell 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @FDG65

        I specifically propose mandatory safety classes before buying a gun, ~36 month medical/mental screenings, limits on guns & ammo per house

        2 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. Dale Fuller‏ @FDG65 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @dashiell

        I'm sorry, but 1.Did U mean mental health screening for 3previous yrs or undergo 3 yrs B4 purchase? 2.U would mandate the # of guns&ammo.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      5. Dashiell Driscoll‏Verified account @dashiell 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @FDG65

        Sorry to be unclear- screenings when you buy the gun, then renew every 3 years + yes on reasonable limits on guns & ammo relative to guns

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      6. Dale Fuller‏ @FDG65 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @dashiell

        Given 1.The overwhelming majority of murders R committed by non-legal gun owners, no law would prevent most murders. 2.18% of gun crimes are

        2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      7. Dale Fuller‏ @FDG65 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @FDG65 @dashiell

        committed by legal gun owners(79% by nonlegal owner&3% other)We have strict laws on many things,yet prisons R full.U want gun prohibition?

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      8. Dale Fuller‏ @FDG65 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @FDG65 @dashiell

        Recent incident was a guy that wouldve passed your criteria, yet 1day he decided 2break All the laws, which again,only applies 2 law abiders

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      9. Dashiell Driscoll‏Verified account @dashiell 4 Oct 2017
        Replying to @FDG65

        right, but what if national laws limited the types of guns he could buy, what quantity he could buy those guns, and his ammo supply

        3 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
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      1. vinceann christenson‏ @sora1949 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I think and pray that all politicians who don’t vote for control should be kicked out on their ass

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      1. Mike C!‏ @HiIamMikeC 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @williamlegate

        Well done @funnyordie . Please add this boring photo to your boring stats as this makes no sense either.pic.twitter.com/NGYGprmYoe

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      2. NotOffended‏ @BCWalk 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @BCWalk @funnyordie

        You want gun control? Ask those at the Bataclan how that worked for them.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
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      2. JosG‏ @JoshG42388625 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        ahh cherry picking stats. Comparing only "gun" homicide is completely disingenuous. "25 times higher than other countries" is a lie. "states with gun cont.." Sorry but WA, VT & many others sink that. Think socioeconomics and healthcare. Look @ big UK crackdown, no real change.

        1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. Steve Clark‏ @SteveCl58542482 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @JoshG42388625 @funnyordie

        Except we are talking about "gun" homocide.

        3 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      4. Till Mertens‏ @TillMertens 3 Oct 2017
        Replying to @SteveCl58542482 @JoshG42388625 @funnyordie

        in Germany (80 Mio people )around 50-60 death of gun homicide, Japan (127Mio) around 10!per year - USA over 11.000 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gun_violence_in_the_United_States …

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      5. JosG‏ @JoshG42388625 15 Oct 2017
        Replying to @TillMertens @SteveCl58542482 @funnyordie

        Till, again you're using ingenuousness #'s which compare one type of homicide instead of overall (you know, the one that matters) rates. Beyond that they report deaths differently. Oh and see my prev comments regarding UK homicide rates not being affected by their bans...

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