Funny Or Die on Twitter: "If you take the time to let someone know you don’t care about Kylie Jenner, you’re in the top 1% of people who care about Kylie Jenner."

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1. Otto Titsling (from Beaches)‏ @OttoTitsling 22 Sep 2017
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  I think the stray cat that shows up at my house occasionally is pregnant.
  
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1. Jake Marion‏ @powermoose 22 Sep 2017
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  Well, I hope she has a safe pregnancy and a healthy baby.
  
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1. Scary Senita Mahoney‏ @ZenitaDee 22 Sep 2017
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  But, but. I don't care.
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1. Eli Waters‏ @eliwatersmusic 22 Sep 2017
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  Who?
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1. PJ Indy‏ @Bre_bsu 22 Sep 2017
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  If you take the time to tell people who take the time to let people know they don't care you're a fedora wearing libertarian.
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1. Amanda‏ @amanduix3 22 Sep 2017
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  If she really is expecting, then congrats to her.
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1. "luh*lee*tah." Lolita is my evil twin.‏ @LLAmos 22 Sep 2017
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  Not exactly.
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1. Catenigma‏ @Catenigma 22 Sep 2017
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  Nah, just scrolling down my feed and took 10 seconds to voice my disgust that's it's even news. Here's some news: Emily Bailey is pregnant.
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1. 𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐘𝐄𝐍𝐍𝐄‏ @lonerism2012 22 Sep 2017
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  fake news
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1. MikeCor‏ @MikeCorlifts 22 Sep 2017
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  But how can ppl know how little I care if I don’t say how little I care?!? Oh wait...
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1. Jakki‏ @greeblies 22 Sep 2017
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  FOD s KJ
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