Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Incredible Generosity: Joel Osteen Is Donating One Million Copies Of "The Power Of I Am" To Houston Flood Victims https://t.co/OzoZdpYyOS"

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1. wcjackson‏ @wcjackson2 31 Aug 2017
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  The average book can soak up over 1.7 gallons of water. Mr. Osteen's books soak up 2.4 gallons of water & every soul within 25 feet.
  
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1. K. Terry‏ @imaginarymou 31 Aug 2017
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  Thanks #JoelOsteen for saving some trees and donating your books; bonfires are a great way to cheer up the kids & provide others with heat!
  
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1. Penya‏ @Penya_Is_Me 31 Aug 2017
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  Yeah cuz what better than a book if you're homeless...
  
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1. Eric At Random ‏ @EricAtRandom 31 Aug 2017
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  The scary thing is that it's not obvious that you're joking. You ARE joking, right?
  
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1. toriap‏ @TORIAP2 31 Aug 2017
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  Why? Are they that desperate for toilet paper??
  
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1. Jo So‏ @jo74555 31 Aug 2017
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  It's nice to read by candlight and devastation.
  
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1. Nadia White‏ @Nadialpwhite 31 Aug 2017
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  Yay, toilet paper!!
  
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1. jessica ‏ @jessnjax 31 Aug 2017
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  You can eat and wear his book
  
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1. 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖀𝖕𝖘𝖊𝖙𝖙𝖊𝖗‏ @lrdslg 31 Aug 2017
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  They are great for campfires though
  
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1. Duke Yang‏ @dukeyekud 31 Aug 2017
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  Sorted by most reviews.pic.twitter.com/dc0BMXViHY
  
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1. S-M Robinson‏ @sunoxen 31 Aug 2017
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  I heard that his books can be used as flotation devices.
  
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1. Image Optical‏ @ImageOpticalAK 5 Sep 2017
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  Wow that's it ??? He and his ministry could afford to help financially also .
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1. JANICE LUCZKOWSKI‏ @JANLUCZ 1 Sep 2017
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  #idiot!!
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1. Marie‏ @mother_of_doxie 1 Sep 2017
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  They will now have TP, napkins, kindling, scratch paper, and can do origami as a distraction from there horrible situation. So thoughtful.
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1. Bill Young‏ @ckursix 1 Sep 2017
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  I try so hard to do right and this guy just rolls out of his 25k custom baby seal fur covered bed and makes it look easy
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