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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 29 Aug 2017

    Relax, guys. Joel was just reading his Bible.pic.twitter.com/0tQLEVx08n

    11:24 AM - 29 Aug 2017
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      1. Charlie  🌊‏ @Charlieresists 29 Aug 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/miS0pOgcoz

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      1. Koi Hosting‏ @koihosting 29 Aug 2017
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        #CleanCarpetspic.twitter.com/ML7R2t5NWr

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      1. Maurice8th‏ @maurice8th 29 Aug 2017
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        #wrong! The Book of Joel says "We didn't start the fire It was always burning since the world's been turning."

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      1. What!? Oh hell no, hold up, huh? oh ok‏ @giddieupbitches 29 Aug 2017
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        so he admits it?

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      2. Cossy is not ya regular MUM‏ @cossyb 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @giddieupbitches @funnyordie @dashiell

        That's not real

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      1. Isaac‏ @murf0330 30 Aug 2017
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        They love any opportunity to lash out at Joel, the report is mostly hype. The church wasn't accessible at 1st due to flooding.

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      1. Shimmy‏ @shiminique 29 Aug 2017
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        The heart is willing, but the wallet is weak!

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      1. mildmanneredjanitor‏ @DominicReville 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        Don't you mean he was WRITING his Bible? The gospel according to millionaire Joel Osteen.

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      1. Jason Frank‏ @JasonMakena 29 Aug 2017
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        https://www.gofundme.com/support-for-the-cajun-navy …

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      1. Joseph M. Guardiola‏ @JmGuardiola 29 Aug 2017
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        And u went there.

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      1. TweetDriver‏ @senatorsforever 29 Aug 2017
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        Sure there was some point about maximizing profits by following the "scripture" in there somewhere as well...

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      1. MIKE ANTHONY ARENAS‏ @1225stars 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        YOU DONT KNOW HIS TROUBLES THERE ,PLUS DONT MAKE FUN OR DO WHAT YOUR DOING TO GODS CHILD

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      2. Jennifer Renée‏ @Jennifer87Renee 29 Aug 2017
        Replying to @1225stars @funnyordie @dashiell

        I'm sure his troubles are comparable to the thousands left and with nothing to care for their children. Oh my his struggles....

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      1. Daniel Arredondo‏ @Dizzy_214 29 Aug 2017
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        @Makeupbycindyc1 😂

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      1. Fahma 🧞‍♀️Conte 🥀‏ @fahma311 29 Aug 2017
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        Right

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