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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 21 Aug 2017

    Jesus fucking Christ. #SolarEclipse2017pic.twitter.com/9vbDMOrWJy

    12:42 PM - 21 Aug 2017
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    • 2,631 Likes
    • Sarcasm Maestro Nina Morgan Kevin Nana yaw justice Ryanleewilliams edochie chinedu Lutufrahmany Nitin Kapdi Nasir
    174 replies 721 retweets 2,631 likes
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      2. (((lissa)))‏ @lissa77 21 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I made the joke. It was too easy...pic.twitter.com/DizkgbVeIZ

        2 replies 11 retweets 53 likes
      3. Hector Resendez‏ @FiveBurritos 21 Aug 2017
        Replying to @lissa77 @funnyordie

        This just in: White House to plan retaliation attack on the sun for attempted blinding of the President

        1 reply 6 retweets 27 likes
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      1. La Doc‏ @NormaMendozaPhD 21 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        pic.twitter.com/W6E8syx1W8

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      2. David Ring‏ @DavidRingIII 21 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        "The big yellow one is the sun!"

        1 reply 0 retweets 12 likes
      3. Dad of Destiny‏ @adamdreyer 21 Aug 2017
        Replying to @DavidRingIII @funnyordie

        Nice job Capernicus.pic.twitter.com/3RSndp70Yx

        1 reply 3 retweets 30 likes
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      2. Joey Pacheco‏ @JoeyPacheco_ 21 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        His current viewpic.twitter.com/rPPMiLlCtx

        2 replies 0 retweets 20 likes
      3. Hector Resendez‏ @FiveBurritos 21 Aug 2017
        Replying to @JoeyPacheco_ @funnyordie

        The irony of him being so pro white supremacy to him only seeing black the rest of his life would have made me shit myself from laughter

        1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
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      2. Cynthia Decker‏ @Curious3D 21 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Do they have to keep him inside when it rains for fear he'll look up and drown?

        1 reply 1 retweet 22 likes
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      2. HN‏ @latchkeyme 21 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        He has the best eyes...the greatest eyes.

        1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Anthonio Stark Yurievich ❄️‏ @StarkAnthonio 21 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @Melandgabb2

        pic.twitter.com/56MzTN326Y

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      1. stop the crazy #boycottNRA‏ @NancyKel63104 21 Aug 2017
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      1. Meghan Chenoweth‏ @chenny10 21 Aug 2017
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      1. Michael Buffer‏Verified account @Michael_Buffer 21 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @TooFred

        Jeez,give the Prez a break as he's just trying to get few rays w/o the goggles & tanning bed..oh, wait,his eyes ARE OPEN! Damn sir, OUCH!

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      1. Jonathan Harrington‏ @JBHarrington92 21 Aug 2017
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        Only a moron would,...um, never mind

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      1. Eric Gottesman‏ @WellGroomedEric 21 Aug 2017
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        What if he has to resign because he was too stupid to know NOT to look at the eclipse? Now that would be social Darwinism at its finest.

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