I made the joke. It was too easy...pic.twitter.com/DizkgbVeIZ
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This just in: White House to plan retaliation attack on the sun for attempted blinding of the President
"The big yellow one is the sun!"
The irony of him being so pro white supremacy to him only seeing black the rest of his life would have made me shit myself from laughter
Do they have to keep him inside when it rains for fear he'll look up and drown?
He has the best eyes...the greatest eyes.
Jeez,give the Prez a break as he's just trying to get few rays w/o the goggles & tanning bed..oh, wait,his eyes ARE OPEN! Damn sir, OUCH!
Only a moron would,...um, never mind
What if he has to resign because he was too stupid to know NOT to look at the eclipse? Now that would be social Darwinism at its finest.
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