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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 14 Aug 2017

    Not sure how they missed the sign.pic.twitter.com/rWzCgMMPCn

    12:50 PM - 14 Aug 2017
    • 3,664 Retweets
    • 9,472 Likes
    • jgrace 🇨🇦 J Phieffer 🇨🇦 Moscato🍷 elusio Marcus Dugger, MD 760fun Alex James Greenberry 🍍🌹🎃☠ Dajat_Lemmont
    Dashiell Driscoll
    53 replies 3,664 retweets 9,472 likes
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      2.  📚Deke 📚‏ @WereGeek 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        Don't be hating on Steve! It makes him sad when he catches you staring.

        2 replies 1 retweet 21 likes
      3. Aaron Porter‏ @Aaron_Porter_is 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @WereGeek @funnyordie @dashiell

        The problem is you can never tell if he's caught you or not. I mean, really, which one is the good eye? No one knows!

        1 reply 1 retweet 12 likes
      4.  📚Deke 📚‏ @WereGeek 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Aaron_Porter_is @funnyordie @dashiell

        Better to be safe than sorry. Just assume he's ALWAYS watching you.

        1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
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      2. Tony Elias, immigrant, son of immigrants‏ @antoun1000 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        How am I supposed to buy a tiki torch for my BBQ without people thinking I'm a nazi? #fuckingnazis

        5 replies 3 retweets 39 likes
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      2. Travis Mccoy‏ @Mccoy330 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        @NoPHinSteven are they talking about you?

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      3. Steve‏ @NoPHinSteven 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Mccoy330 @funnyordie @dashiell

        ??

        1 reply 1 retweet 1 like
      4. Travis Mccoy‏ @Mccoy330 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NoPHinSteven @funnyordie @dashiell

        pic.twitter.com/ntItrq8PtQ

        1 reply 1 retweet 2 likes
      5. Steve‏ @NoPHinSteven 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @Mccoy330 @funnyordie @dashiell

        Ha! I should have read the fine print. My guac is 💯 though.

        1 reply 1 retweet 4 likes
      6. Kelly Varner‏ @VarnerPhotos 15 Aug 2017
        Replying to @NoPHinSteven @Mccoy330 and

        Party at Steve's! Bring tortilla chips! 😊

        0 replies 1 retweet 4 likes
      7. End of conversation
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      2. Dillon Bohinc‏ @DILLONBOHINC 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        Man, I think I might be that guacamole guy...

        1 reply 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. David‏ @Wildtheinnocent 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @DILLONBOHINC @funnyordie @dashiell

        you can come over anytime

        0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      4. End of conversation
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      2.  👻Spooky Fairy  🎃 🧚‍♀️Lynda‏ @lynda3035 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @sandyincanada @dashiell

        My fave sign so far😉😊😅

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Sandy Oh-Canada‏ @sandyincanada 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @lynda3035 @funnyordie @dashiell

        It is excellent!!!

        0 replies 1 retweet 3 likes
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      1. grassofparnassus‏ @grassoparnassus 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        If you had universal health care, Mike's eye could have been fixed in childhood and he would possibly have a happier life. #offthepoint

        0 replies 1 retweet 6 likes
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      1. Los‏ @Los026 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        They can't read.

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      1. Miche JC‏ @notanothermomma 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        Greatest sign ever

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      1. Aviatx‏ @therealaviatx 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        I love Home Depot

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      1. Ron Hancock‏ @LiftVersusDrag 14 Aug 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @dashiell

        When Bobby Brady found that Tiki idol I thought the Nazis were using him to do their bidding and now I know it's true

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