Don't be hating on Steve! It makes him sad when he catches you staring.
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The problem is you can never tell if he's caught you or not. I mean, really, which one is the good eye? No one knows!
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Better to be safe than sorry. Just assume he's ALWAYS watching you.
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How am I supposed to buy a tiki torch for my BBQ without people thinking I'm a nazi?
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Ha! I should have read the fine print. My guac is
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Party at Steve's! Bring tortilla chips!
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Man, I think I might be that guacamole guy...
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you can come over anytime
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My fave sign so far



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It is excellent!!!
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If you had universal health care, Mike's eye could have been fixed in childhood and he would possibly have a happier life.
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They can't read.
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Greatest sign ever
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I love Home Depot
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When Bobby Brady found that Tiki idol I thought the Nazis were using him to do their bidding and now I know it's true
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