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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 26 Jul 2017

    Before we judge Trump for banning Transgender troops, let’s remember that he, too, was barred from servicepic.twitter.com/WWD1sXqXOi

    Donald Trump's Bone Spurs
    Before we judge Trump for banning Transgender troops, let’s remember that he, too, was once barred from service.
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      1. lbr‏ @LenoreRoca 26 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/RXlGVC4qRJ

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      1. Ginger Lyn  🍂 🍁 🍂‏ @Ginger_Lyn_66 26 Jul 2017
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        Never forget he can't even remember which foot was supposed to have spurs. But he remembers his personal Vietnam of not catching any STDs.

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      1. HEY YOU! VOTE BLUE! Nevertheless She Voted‏ @haleakela19 26 Jul 2017
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        pic.twitter.com/NI93I1uCZB

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      1. Dad Nike’s and cargo shorts‏ @cpeezee38 26 Jul 2017
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        Bill Clinton? Barack Obama? They serve?

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      1. Beth Morgan‏ @bmorg57 26 Jul 2017
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        But he still got a Purple Heart that he didn't even earn from one of his fans.

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      1. .‏ @AttackBunBun 26 Jul 2017
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        I literally had bone spurs in 8h grade during basketball season. 13 year old me played through them.

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      1. Monica Harvey‏ @soberealestate 26 Jul 2017
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        😂😂😂

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      1. Donna Reid‏ @DonnaRe00127270 31 Jul 2017
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        As if!

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      1. Joe gall‏ @Joegall104 27 Jul 2017
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        Vju8shp

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      1. PJ Wright‏ @PJW316 27 Jul 2017
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        BREAKING NEWSpic.twitter.com/Awwh9y4mMP

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      1. Gerald A Johnson‏ @jschln1 27 Jul 2017
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        Payback is a Trump!

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      1. Colors Fun Draw For Kid‏ @trump_hf 27 Jul 2017
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        =)) same idea.

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      1. Corey Ordnung‏ @Corey9687 27 Jul 2017
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        @funnyordie this video sounds like a 10 year olds comeback, not even funny if I cared. Get over it, life goes on!

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      1. Mostyn Gale‏ @MostynGale 27 Jul 2017
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        Some of the greatest hawks are those who suffered the misfortune of not serving: John Wayne, Tom Clancy etc.

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      1. James Bond‏ @natv00 26 Jul 2017
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        He wasn't banned, he dodged the draft

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      1. Adam 💣‏ @AdambombATX 26 Jul 2017
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        Still not as entertaining as my gf's YouTube channel 👉🏼https://youtu.be/ZptOTwwnCEM 

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