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Can I get an order of Lies with that?
Remember the days when Funny Or Die was funny? Before it died?
And for dessert, a big slice of chocolate cake topped with treason frosting
#PutinCockHolsterInChief
And 2 scoops of ice cream. Not one but two.
Holy shit this is funny as all hell 


BRILLIANT
You forgot the bacon....oh, I forgot, Jared can't eat that!
Good job!
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