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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 13 Jun 2017

    #JeffSessions simply cannot recall! #SessionsHearingpic.twitter.com/UlQqbus4X8

    Highlights of Jeff Sessions Super Informative Testimony
    5:30 PM - 13 Jun 2017
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    • Cord Dariaღ Langan Kingsley ️ Troy Johnson CreepyPornPresident Alaena Barb De Rosier Diane Suzette Baur
    38 replies 358 retweets 567 likes
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      2. Hey Doll‏ @elliemama 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        He kicked liberal ass today. Go ahead and admit it.

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      4. Hey Doll‏ @elliemama 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @MiriamZivkov @funnyordie

        Funny- you're a troll. 😂

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      1. Liisa "Kitchen-Witch" Lee‏ @Liisabelle 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        "I used to say I don't give a f..., Now I just say, I don't recall..."

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      2. Kathleen Bruveris‏ @katbird921 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        A true American... :)

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      3. Kathleen Bruveris‏ @katbird921 13 Jun 2017
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        Deny... Deny...

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      2. konkydong‏ @m7a9919a5 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        He's Cotton from King of the Hill.. lol

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      1. Melissa Burke‏ @melburke7 13 Jun 2017
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        He either has dementia or he is lying!

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      1. Lyrical Gangsta‏ @lyric_gangsta 13 Jun 2017
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        Burr reminds me of "The Cigarette Smoking Man" of X-Files. 😊

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      2. Dan Larson‏ @DanLarson5 13 Jun 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Funny how you pick and choose little clips from a 2 1/2 hour hearing, and are only able to make a 50 second video to try making him look bad

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      1. Cat_in_the_Machine‏ @Unnamed_Client 14 Jun 2017
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        He's taking the 5th without saying it. No other justification.

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      1. Heather Prescott‏ @heatherlypre 13 Jun 2017
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        Next time I don't get something done at work or screw it up and I'm questioned I'm just gonna say #idontrecall

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      1. Pete regan‏ @Regantaxrelief 13 Jun 2017
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        👍 Sessions wins big

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      1.  ⚡️astrid3121 ⚡️‏ @astrid3121 13 Jun 2017
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        #complicitGOP #CountryOverParty

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      2. Pete regan‏ @Regantaxrelief 13 Jun 2017
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        Sorry boys- you know Sessions destroyed the Lib flunkies- suck it up

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