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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 20 May 2017

    Say what you will about Donald Trump, but the man knows how to pick a killer yearbook quote.pic.twitter.com/Ooc4rX3NiL

    1:00 PM - 20 May 2017
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      1. Mark Schnoor‏ @MarkSchnoor1 20 May 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        "I'm gonna sexually assault so many women when I grow up." -The Donald

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      1. Rytilidie‏ @RyTilliDie 20 May 2017
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        Is he smiling or wincing from the bone spur pain?

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      1. Tom Bostick‏ @playaDelBostico 20 May 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        My heels are killing me! There's no way I could serve my country in Vietnam with those poor, I mean, with those boys with perfect heels.

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      1. Paige_Page‏ @PaigeGauge 30 May 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie @JustinSofen

        Fake

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      1. Timothy Attah‏ @_theblackbadger 21 May 2017
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        he certainly is

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      1. Garth Rudlin‏ @Grudlin74 20 May 2017
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        Another white privileged American man realises his dreams.

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      1. Bill Rodriguez‏ @BillRod04345396 20 May 2017
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        He plagiarized that too

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      1. Pony Boy‏ @PonyBoy636 20 May 2017
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        I want this to be true

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      1. margaret woodruff‏ @maglee186 20 May 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        I hope he drains the SWAMP!

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      1. EDDIE DEW‏ @DEWEDDIE 20 May 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Photo caption is Bullsh*t.

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      2. Mary Carter Scott‏ @mcrscott 20 May 2017
        Replying to @DEWEDDIE @funnyordie

        It's a joke for Pete's Sake. Lighten up.

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      1. Scott Andreasen‏ @AlpineScotty 20 May 2017
        Replying to @funnyordie

        Again...#notfunny

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      1. JustBuff‏ @JustBuff4 20 May 2017
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        #draftdogger

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