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    Funny Or Die‏Verified account @funnyordie 29 Mar 2017

    Squirt! Heinz Unveils New Ketchup Bottle In The Shape Of A Sexy Ladyhttp://bit.ly/2nx8ekA 

    4:32 PM - 29 Mar 2017
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    16 replies 21 retweets 113 likes
      1. Phillup Mcrevice‏ @yedeed 29 Mar 2017
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        finally a ladies body which i can make squirt!

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      1. ALangston13 ϟF‏ @adlangston75 29 Mar 2017
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        Mrs. Butterworth may object.pic.twitter.com/9fIMHRdWUV

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      1. Fahma 🧞‍♀️Conte 🥀‏ @fahma311 29 Mar 2017
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        what the heck 😂😂😂

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      1. Angela B.‏ @soberNfun 30 Mar 2017
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        Oh Lordy.

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      1. Bernard Silverman‏ @DonKeehotey 29 Mar 2017
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        As a special promotion, every 100th bottle screams when you squeeze it!

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      1. Mr. Brightside‏ @hardball1018 29 Mar 2017
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        - only sold during certain times of the month

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      1. BW‏ @RedsnCatsFan22 29 Mar 2017
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        No, just No!

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      1. J Shank‏ @gnrlaimlessness 29 Mar 2017
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        what the fuck

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      1. Spellbound Stitches‏ @Carlye_Starr 29 Mar 2017
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        I should cosplay that bottle

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      1. IrisLikeTheFlower‏ @hart2hart_1969 29 Mar 2017
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        what the actual F.

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      1. JUDE‏ @heyjudeinthesky 29 Mar 2017
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