- Funny but very erratic. Uric acid poison in his bloodstream due to prostate problem resulting in dementia. Ground him!
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Harrison Ford should stick to cars, that's why they didn't call him Harrison Boeing. Duh!
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way to go Indiana!
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No texting while flying
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that was great thank you
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That's not funny
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Well it is funny or people would have died so well done

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A Jedi song A story pretty good Of power and evil And manipulation And people like me who stand against I stand against I stand
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