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to be fair, he is a tool, so he might know something about machines
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Gut buster, but what's a 'Doomsday Device?' Rodney Dangerfield would be more succinct.
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finally living up to the "die" portion of your. And
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...your name...damn typos and quick posting
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it's a train wreck
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lost another follower. Looking for humor not politics
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Not to mention that it is leaking oil and someone threw a monkey wrench in the works.
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well when you have the new communist party/Democrats throwing wrench's into it you're gonna have a little car trouble!
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It's running as smoothly as a square tire....
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