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1. C Kevin McBroom‏ @kevin_mcbroom 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  true your choice but not my financial responsibility
  
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1. Craig Howard‏ @crahow555 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  Choose to eat a sandwich!
  
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1. Brennan Murray‏ @BrenOnTheWylo 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  can @Caradelevingne stop by my house?!?! Your pussy, your choice but I'd love to have you over for dinner!?
  
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1. Opposite of Vegan ‏ @The_Douchebag1 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  too bad her mother had the same rights in the bathroom stall @Applebees when this alien was conceived
  
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1. SilverFox ‏ @FoxOfSilver2000 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  taking matters in her own hands I see.
  
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1. Nonya‏ @Duder411 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  looking like a 90's cokehead model... Also your choice.
  
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1. lostmypantsinafight‏ @azothoth999 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  I don't know who you are, but you sure showed me!
  
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1. Ben Johnson‏ @UmpleBen 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  Love it.
  
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1. Douglas Rentz Sr.‏ @douglasrentz 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  I TOTALLY RESPECT that, but did you choose yet? Just asking?
  
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1. EDDIE DEW‏ @DEWEDDIE 31 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  Glad she has her choice of cats to choose from. Wouldn't want a smelly Alley-cat that actually smells like fish.
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1. Jamy LaComb‏ @mungoloyde1975 31 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  keep that pussy
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1. Nathan Hardesty‏ @Cpt_Bronze 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  Then you should have no problem paying for it on your own
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1. Mr. Brightside‏ @hardball1018 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  No grabbing.
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1. Vincent‏ @VisceralVenom 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  Was one of your choices to looking unhealthy anorexic & look unattractive? You succeed if you weren't aware.
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1. Barb Dignan‏ @barbdignan 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  How does a human stay this thin? It's seriously abnormal.
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1. Scott Parks‏ @Scott_Parks_ 30 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie @Caradelevingne
  
  #TheDC3 #FreeMelaniapic.twitter.com/9q02FZBBWe
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