Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Rick Perry is slowly adding stuff to his face to appear smarter.… "

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1. Julian Huguet *Blue Check Mark*‏ @jhug00 23 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  This is like multiplying zero by anything. Same result
  
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1. VickieV ‏ @Vacek2Vickie 23 Jan 2017
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  I live in Texas......we never ran out of jokes....and we laughed to keep from crying....such a joke....
  
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1. Sean L. Lydon‏ @SeanLLydon 23 Jan 2017
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  Rick Perry's job has always been to make someone else look smart and he does it exceptionally well.
  
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1. Grrlie Nerd‏ @grrlienerd 23 Jan 2017
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  Sorry, it's not working
  
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1. Bryan Warcholek‏ @bryanwarcholek 23 Jan 2017
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  Gentleman Rick Perrypic.twitter.com/TG1SgatQP0
  
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1. April‏ @AprilinAlberta4 23 Jan 2017
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  it's not working
  
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1. Ross Taylor‏ @EulonT 24 Jan 2017
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  it's not working
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1. mikecampanale‏ @campym 24 Jan 2017
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  ... he coulda been a contenta...
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1. Deplorable Strong‏ @kardoa_rich 24 Jan 2017
  Replying to @funnyordie
  
  And funny or die is attempting to add content to appear, oh what's a word for funny?
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1. Chicagoland Fella‏ @Vry_Normal_Dude 23 Jan 2017
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  this guy is so fucking dumb he should be wearing one of those old fashioned metal diver helmets.
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1. Christopher Buys‏ @BuysChristopher 23 Jan 2017
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  Think he needs glasses once in a while to heal after the lenses you put directly on the eye?
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1. Mae‏ @nbtx4019 23 Jan 2017
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1. Sookie‏ @kitty2city 23 Jan 2017
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  @politico @Slate He's still dumb.
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1. (((Mother Earth)))‏ @G8trz4ever 23 Jan 2017
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  Needs some extra strength moisturizer!
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1. emf‏ @stephennotsaint 23 Jan 2017
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  fake it til ya make it
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1. Kevin Duke‏ @kjduke 23 Jan 2017
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  I wonder who will play him the the Oliver Stone movie in 5 years?pic.twitter.com/HT1u1GhqaK
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