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1. duane swift‏ @2daughterkarma 16 Jan 2017
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  the way he holds that pen makes me want to scratch my eyes out
  
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1. Jason Costantini‏ @costantini_j 17 Jan 2017
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  sometimes you die I guess.
  
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1. GoCardsDeb‏ @GoCardsDeb 16 Jan 2017
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  Please stop going out of your way to find fault with every single thing. After a while, repetitive snark's not all that funny.
  
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1. GIANNI ‏ @KINGPRINTLIFE 16 Jan 2017
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  follow me
  
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1. KenF‏ @KenFWA 18 Jan 2017
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  This man is very dangerous
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1. Annie Fogarty‏ @FoGaGarty 17 Jan 2017
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  I missed all dialogue due to improper holding of pen
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1. Diana Ehrnman‏ @DianaLEhrnman 16 Jan 2017
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  This is great, love it!!
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