Funny Or Die on Twitter: "Donald Trump's 2017 New Year's Resolutions https://t.co/IUicVqB0e8"

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1. Niki‏ @email_niki 29 Dec 2016
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1. stan krzemien‏ @handymanstan 29 Dec 2016
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  My wife owns one of these...maybe she could lend one to him
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1. Stella D. Boston‏ @Stella90066 29 Dec 2016
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  Try to look more like #TrumpGrinch. Oh, and build a wall around Whovillepic.twitter.com/XnrKebrEZa
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1. Liddell‏ @billliddell 29 Dec 2016
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  Add: try to cut back on "pinchy-fingers" gesture. Also: button up suit jacket once a month to prove it's possible.
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1. Mick Nau‏ @NickMau91 29 Dec 2016
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  Men In Black* - nice try though
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1. Frank Redburn‏ @fredburn01 29 Dec 2016
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  If only any of this was a joke...sigh
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1. nathan jones‏ @nathanjones4 29 Dec 2016
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  I like when he says funny things
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