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1. Freshwater Gamefish‏ @trr49 8 Dec 2016
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  turtles also. And they make great soup
  
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1. kulenason‏ @kbKulen 9 Dec 2016
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  Interesting snail
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1. Nubian Nemesis‏ @MaryamKarriem 8 Dec 2016
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  @drinkythinky @DemetriMartin ??? "...surprisingly flammable..." ??? Omgawd, lolz!
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1. Sulli McSullivan ‏ @JsulliSullivan 8 Dec 2016
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  @drinkythinky @DemetriMartin snail says, "what the hell you'd do that for!!"
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1. Sulli McSullivan ‏ @JsulliSullivan 8 Dec 2016
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  @drinkythinky @DemetriMartin says "get the f... outta here". 3 years later the same snail knocks on the door, guy answers it....
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1. Sulli McSullivan ‏ @JsulliSullivan 8 Dec 2016
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  @drinkythinky @DemetriMartin so this snail knocks on a door, a guy answers it, sees the snail, picks it up and throws it ...
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1. JB_Nimble‏ @JB_Nimble 8 Dec 2016
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  Spork or Mindy?
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1. Josh‏ @JoshCary5 8 Dec 2016
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  Salty roads cause them problems...
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1. regular brownstein‏ @regularbrownste 8 Dec 2016
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  @drinkythinky @DemetriMartin they are faster than usain bolt
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