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1. I.Strange‏ @ZetaTweetz 8 Dec 2016
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  What's the deal with LAKES? So lazy.
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1. juan-athon walrass‏ @wallajon 8 Dec 2016
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  Is that that show on animal planet?
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1. Hunter Ryan‏ @Huntdro 8 Dec 2016
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  how did all those holes get on the moon? And why has nobody fixed them?
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1. Jeff Atom‏ @Jeff_Atom 8 Dec 2016
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  how much longer will I have to wait to be seated? The waiter said 20mins but it feels like we have been waiting forever.
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1. Andres Martinez‏ @BOkonws 8 Dec 2016
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  why all together is spelled separated and separated is spelled all together?
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1. Steve Koulogeorge‏ @skoulogeorge 8 Dec 2016
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  am tired of hearing about what animals are the most like humans. Which animal is the most least (if you will) to homo sapiens?
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1. Lettucewrap‏ @letusrap 8 Dec 2016
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  werewolves or vampires?
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1. Anthony Hernandez‏ @thesuperbrolife 8 Dec 2016
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  what came first, the bro or the protein shake? #thesuperbro #bro
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1. rude eggplant loving magician‏ @nurse_benjamin 8 Dec 2016
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  how come hotdogs come in packs of eight but I can't get a girl to return my phone calls?
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1. Ultimate Comedy‏ @Na_comedy 8 Dec 2016
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  can you follow back?
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1. Antonio Shmiggalini‏ @imasillyguy 8 Dec 2016
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  Dude I've always wanted to ask. What's the most fascinating sex position you've seen monkeys perform in the wild?
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1. Chris Lapointe‏ @okfunnyguy 8 Dec 2016
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  Funny, you don't look like God, eh
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1. soph.‏ @sophylen 8 Dec 2016
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  How will the world end?
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1. Donald J. Trump‏ @Re_lDonaldTrump 8 Dec 2016
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  if you could go back in time and kill #BabyTrump would you?
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